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Post by Her Royal Highness on Jan 8, 2007 22:14:29 GMT -8
ooc: try not to get bitten in half.
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Post by glamorousgnome on Jan 9, 2007 21:21:38 GMT -8
"Let the whale swallow me whole then, that's what you'd rather have, Tobias," spat Andrew rather bitterly from his little spot against the gums. "Go ahead. Let your lover save you and leave me to rot."
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Jan 9, 2007 21:31:31 GMT -8
ooc: geeze. you just made sienna feel a little bad about wanting to leave andrew there....
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Post by glamorousgnome on Jan 9, 2007 21:47:15 GMT -8
ooc: Ooooooh guess what siennas gonna feel like when i throw adrien into the works.....youlll see how later *devious smile*
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Post by Her Royal Highness on Jan 20, 2007 0:00:15 GMT -8
ooc: ohmy.....
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Post by glamorousgnome on Jan 24, 2007 21:07:49 GMT -8
The whale reared its giant toothy head and smacked against the wood of the ship again. As Andrew crouched in the corner, still thinking of his poor you know what, there was suddenly a light, frothy musical sound, coming from the belly of the whale. The tonsels were jiggling with the jive, and as Andrew dared to crawl closer, he suddenly gasped, "I hear a fiddle!" It was a rather rough playing of the fiddle and rather good too, in its own seamusic sort of way. There was a horrible roar, and suddenly, with its great and mighty muscle, the whale coughed (if whale's can't cough, bear with me anyway- just tell the marine bio freak *stacey* to shut up for a moment or two until the scene ends...haha jk). Out from its guttoral darkness rolled a body, a body of.......
Adrien Komonosovik! Covered in slime...? Holding a broken fiddle bow...?
There's no place better than the belly of a whale... He burst into song, dropping the fiddle (though it was eerily still somehow playing despite that the violin was now no where in site?). "Please telllll my lovely wife, Sienna I've found the perfect place to dwell I haven't seen anything much betta it makes our house look just like hell.
Please telll my lovely wife, I've got it the perfect place to live all our twenty kids will fit just five away we'll give!
it's always damp and natural it's always red and sheen it's always filled with lots of seafood to keep our bellys keennnnnnnnn"
"Adrien!!!" interrupted Andrew rather sharply. "Shut the hell up! Why did you just come out of a whale?"
Adrien seemed startled that they were both there and he stopped for a rather long moment, in deep confusion, apparantly having gone mad from being locked in a ribcage for so long. "What whale?"
Then there was that great sound again ALKJGLDASJLKGJDSLJGLSJKLGJDLKSDJGLKJDSLJGOIEWJKVJ.
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Jan 24, 2007 21:18:53 GMT -8
And Sienna's mouth fell open. What else could she do? Adrien--halfway out to sea, in the belly of a whale? Singing about twenty imaginary children and how he wished to live there?! She glanced over at Anabelle in shock. She wasn't much help. THe brunette's face was set with a rather peculiar expression; as though she couldn't quite believe it. Neither could Sienna. This night was getting weirder and weirder.
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Jan 28, 2007 11:47:05 GMT -8
"Great, look at the life I have now," Tobias commented. Still in a while, surrounded by Andrew the dumbass and a very delirous singing Adrien. "Adrien, shut up!"
And the whale, with the stupid AW;FLHESP;FVNSDLCFJFSDLKHFLD;ALKD;ASLFK;GJSAD;FLK
"Shut up you stupid whale!" Tobias shouted.
Boy, life had gotten strange.
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Jun 18, 2007 14:09:26 GMT -8
ooc: wow, i just read all this.
what the fuck were we on when this was written?
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Post by glamorousgnome on Jul 4, 2007 23:00:58 GMT -8
ahahha
the songs are kind of catchy.
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Post by glamorousgnome on Aug 5, 2008 23:21:47 GMT -8
O"JLADGJLKSDJGKL:JSR%*(O&UOWIEJTGLKNDIUy higDFJKUNHJKJSFLK;GH;SKDGFJKLJALKDJG
The whale by now was quite insulted by Tobias' comment for it to 'shut up', so it rolled around the salty sea spray in its mouth until all of them were tossed onto their sides, clinging onto the whale's tongue for dear life.
As the whale's head tilted back and water fell down the throat, one could hear the mournful sounds of a violin, somewhere in the beasts's great belly, playing its final tune before it would be smashed away by the whale's anatomy.
"We're all gonna die!" screamed Andrew, no longer able to hold back. Adrien sort of stood there as the whale tilted back, staring up at the roof of its mouth, and now slid down down down toward the dark abyss of its throat.
"No!" Andrew swung his arm down and somehow managed to grasp Adrien by his collar before he was thrown back into the whale. "I think he's gone mad!!! Maybe we could escape from here by throwing Adrien into the water as a diversion. Here somebody bite him, the whale can catch the scent of his blood-"
"Sharks!" Adrien muttered, stupid in his state, but not quite stupid enough to know that the whale they were in did not eat Romanian fiddlers. Wait, what?
"Um," Andrew cleared his throat. "Anyone got a better escape plan?"
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Post by The Wolfman on Aug 6, 2008 18:16:09 GMT -8
IM SPEAKING WHALE!!!!!!!
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