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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 14:16:28 GMT -8
No, she does. I ws tring to fix it, but she still looks way too young
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 14:21:31 GMT -8
Andrew: yeah that explains why me and anabelle never slept together. I AM NOT A PEDIFILE.
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 14:27:43 GMT -8
Sienna: Pssh. More like you knew you'd be bitchslapped for evern ever attemtping anything. But that's a good cover up, isn't it you horny bastard? Even thoughyou would have if ever given the chance
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Post by Her Royal Highness on Oct 2, 2006 14:56:10 GMT -8
wow. ok. ha. way too funny
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 15:11:09 GMT -8
Andrew: Yes. But for times when I don't have the chance, I always have YOU, Sienna. And you're one hell of a woman... *kisses Sienna*
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 15:17:46 GMT -8
Sienna: See, I don't he the kindness to simply settle for slappng you, Andrew. You have less than one scond before I kick you where it hurts. Or I could simply tell your pregnant finacee and wait for the hormones to kick in
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 15:22:00 GMT -8
Andrew: You WOULDNT DARE. You PMSing bitch! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! I have an idea!!!!!! Why DON'T you tell Bella? OMG! I'm so thrilled. THREESOME!
Adrien: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Andrew: I'd let you join but I'm...you know...if I ever was going that way, Tobias would certainly get the room with me over YOU. He has a tighter ass. *blushes* I did NOT just say that! Anyway. I'd rather have the threesome. Tell you what, Adrien, I'll let you chip in to buy the Champagne.
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 15:30:24 GMT -8
Sienna: See? THis is why no one ever does--nor ever should--listen to you. How about this? Go get yourself a nice XXX porno, lock yourself in your room, and have fun. Besides, I can't see anyone who would want to willingly sleep with you.
Anabelle: Bastard. Stop looking at my fiancee's ass....no matter how great it is... -blush- I mean....uh...
Sienna: And don't you bring my Adrien into this!
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 15:42:27 GMT -8
Andrew: You'd be surprised love. A couple of mojitos and you'll soon let me rock your world. And as for the porno part of THAT statement, i STAR in all the pornos, thank you very much. No, I really am just kidding. That would be Tobias. Him and his ass. And that's the attitude you need to take Anabelle. Really. I should be a sex therapist. I'd be AMAZING. well at least the wife would think so. i dont know about ho wmuch the husband would get out of this.
Adrien: You're a very sick person. You make me look bad for being in any way associated with you. And you make Jen look like a sex-crazed author.
Andrew: Oh, is she? Hook me up.
Jen: I should seriously smack you. Go bug Stacey.
Andrew: Stacey, so...ahem *offers champagne* You look stunning this evening. What are YOUR plans for this evening?
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 15:52:01 GMT -8
Sienna: Oh please. If the husband was hot enough you'd be dying to do him too.
Anabelle: But you're leaving mine out of this.
Sienna: Adrien, anyone who comes within a fifty mile radius of this man might just be considered scarred for life.
Stacey: Hm. Well, they certainly don't involve you.
Sienna: -snatches glass- ...Oh Andrew...this champagne looks cheap. Slacking off?
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 15:59:41 GMT -8
Andrew: I admit it. I'll screw anything that walks. *rolls eyes with sarcasm* And just to inform you all, ADRIEN bought the Champagne.
Adrien: I did not. JENNNN STACEYYYYY he's blaming me for everything again!
Jen: Don't be such a wimp.
Andrew: YEAH, don't be such a wimp! That's why your wife wants ME, because she doesn't want a slacker, girly husband.
Jen: You'd better behave or I'll write you out of the rp. I'm not kidding.
Andrew: You wouldn't DARE! You PMSING BITCH!
And then Andrew died.
Jen: I just did. Now, you'd better appologize.
And then Andrew lived.
Andrew: *rubs head* that's not fair. So, can't you just spank me or something?
Jen: I can't get it into this guy's head that i can actually sue him for sexual harassment.
Andrew: I'm not harassing you.
Jen: AND THEN ANDREW-
Andrew: *cowers* ok ok!
Adrien: And that is why I should hav emarried Jen instaed of Sienna.
Jen: Unfortunately yes, and apparantly Adrien's quite the romantic *goes with adrien just to spite andrew, and sienna, whom she hates for the hell of it*
Andrew: Stacey.... *whines*
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 16:09:21 GMT -8
Stacey: ......no....uh....comment?
Sienna: Well if you want to marry Jen instead, be my guest.
Stacey: ....isn't that generous? -sarcasm-
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Post by corgis4me on Oct 2, 2006 16:14:42 GMT -8
Bella: I see how it is Andrew, thats fine. I'm leaving you and getting rid of this damn baby!
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 16:17:34 GMT -8
Andrew: HELL NO! IM SORRY!" *bows to her feet/kisses her feet* Im sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Adrien: Jen, so um...Sienna wouldn' tmind ONE NIGHT im sure. If you know...my place? Nine o clock?
Jen: Jus tyou and me and no Sienna. Yeah. That's it. And Stacey can come too. But Sienna not invited.
Adrien: Of course not. She can sleep with me tomorrow.
Andrew: Now how can you still call me the bad guy here?
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 16:21:43 GMT -8
Stacey: .......
Sienna: That's it. We're done.
Stacey: ....I actually agree with her this time.
Sienna: So what were you saying Andrew? -seductive purr-
Stacey: ....well...everything except that....
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 16:25:40 GMT -8
Jen: Actually I'm not into ugly guys. Sorry Adrien. *wink* Adrien: *Cries*. I KNEW i should have NEVER left Sienna....hey Sienna baby, I'm sorry. I was uh... *same old excuse* drunk! I wouldn't sleep with that ugly, bitch. Jen: AND THEN ADRIEN DIED. *adrien dies* Jen: That's it. And it stays that way *crazy laugh* ALL OF YOU! WHO'S NEXT? Andrew: hholds up hands. Easy there easy there. No one has to get hurt. don't kill me until after i sleep with sienna. i've always wanted to do that. well i guess the threesome's changed, ladies, it's the ass threesome. Jen: ASS? Andrew: Andrew Sienna Stacey.............oooh I'm liking this.
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 16:29:52 GMT -8
Stacey: Jen. I kinda hate you for that. Because Andrew actually made me laugh. BUT IN HiS SICK AND TWISTED and most likely drug-induced dreams.
Sienna: ...Well, Adrien. One would think you'd learn the first time...
Stacey: ....he's dead.
Sienna: I didn't get to beat the shit out of him....and there was no break-up sex. I mean....uh...
Stacey: Wow. JUst wow.
Sienna: Wait....so if I sleep with you'll let Jen kill you? Hm. That might just be worth it...
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Post by glamorousgnome on Oct 2, 2006 16:34:56 GMT -8
Jen: Yeah...I think he's pretty funny too. I'm sorry, Sienna. Well I can always bring him back for you and you can beat him up and we'll all beat him up...but you know, justice must be done.
Andrew: *whines* I don't want to die!!!! but i love sex!!!!!!!!!!!!! life. sex. life. sex...... *groans* i dont know what to choose.
Jen: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. What HAVE you gotten yourself into?
And then Adrien was alive again.
Adrien: I hate you, Jen. You know that?
Andrew: So wait....we ARE doing the ASS thing right?
Jen: Go ahead. I'm not going to stop you. I've got Adrien to deal with.
Adrien: *cowers*
Jen: Yeah, that's right. Now make me cookies, slave.
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Oct 2, 2006 16:36:32 GMT -8
Tobias: stop fighting.
and Andrew, stop staring at my ass.
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Post by theliontamer♥ on Oct 2, 2006 16:36:57 GMT -8
Stacey: Uh. Yeah. Find another S. Not me. You bastard.
Sienna: For a second I thought you were going to call him an ass.
Stacey: My puns aren't THAT bad....but...I was about to...-blush-
Sienna: ...Oh, ADRIEN!
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