Ok, so I’ve personally collected these questions from random surveys….so they’re all totally bizarre/random questions!!! Have fun!
Alright, I’m gonna do Andrew again with these questions.
Fallen off your roof? Yeah…This one time, like back when we had cable and no Direct TV (yeah a LONG time ago) the coven all made me get up on the freaking roof and fix the little antenna thing…And…uh…I sort of slipped. I gave them hell after that of course.
Ever had a stalker? That kid Ambroise in Paris…Damn! And there was this girl back when I lived in Vienna for a month…she would not leave me ALONE.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Mmm…let’s see…Bitch? Yes.
Played a prank on someone that really scared them? Adrien was driving home one night and I went outside when no one else was on the road and I did that flashing the headlights thing and he thought he was being chased by a gang…….haha. I never told him otherwise.
Good advice if you ever go camping? Take the hotel with you.
Are you a bad influence? On some impressionable people. I mean, I’ve lived with Tobias and Adrien for years and neither of them have turned out like me. Although I think Adrien’s drinking habits come from somewhere far back when we were younger.
At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex? Five. Ok….like nine.
Ever been embarrassed by your family? Yes…. *blush* They wouldn’t leave me alone…cousins, aunts, uncles, that sort of thing. And I’m the poor little orphan of the family, so…….ugh. Nothing annoyed me more than that attention.
Ever been sunburnt? Yes. A long time ago, though. I was down to my britches in the summer, you know those ponds by my house, before global warming you could swim in those things. Damn, that was fun!
Have you ever been called a whore? Yes. By my entire coven.
Do you have any friends with benefits? Sienna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever tripped going up steps? Yeah, I’m a moron. And a few hundred years ago I always wore those damn heeled shoes that the men of aristocracy always wore and I couldn’t quite walk in them right up stairs. But I guess now I don’t have an excuse.
Do you ride rollercoasters? They scare me. But I like riding!
Ever received an anonymous love letter? Yes. That stupid girl in Vienna. ‘Oh, Andrewwwwwwwww!’ and a stupid poem. And then she has the nerve to sign it ‘your secret admirer even though it was excruciatingly obvious it was from her because she delivered it to me. What? I’m sorry what was that question? Yes, I eventually slept with her. I can’t help it if women love me!
Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No. But I like it when girls can.
Last time you went to a fancy restaurant? Last night. MMmm! Escargot! Wasn’t that fabulous Tobias? HAHA! Actually I went with Stacey.
Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater”?: No! *loud enough for Bella to hear*. Adrien is living proof.
What's the farthest you've ever traveled from home alone?: I was really upset with my life so I rode a horse as far as I could…I think I got to Rome and I wanted to be back home.
Where was the last place you drove? Home!
Do you own something from a sex shop? Uhhh…heh…..I’m Andrew Baron. I own the whole shop.
Have you ever thrown something out of a moving car?: a hundred dollar bill for the hell of it…you should have SEEN the people scrambling for it.
Do you smoke cigarettes and would you date someone who smokes?: Ew! Gross! No cigarettes! Cigars, yes, because I’m rich, but cigarettes…just disgusting. Sorry, Adrien buddy but EW.
Where will you be in 24 hours? In a bar with many beautiful women on my arms.
Who would you like to hit right now? Mmmm…….that guy’s Porsche out front…….he took my Porsche’s parking spot. Bitch.
Are you afraid of the dark? I was when I was four. And my mom used to yell at me, “Andy, you can’t keep that oil lamp burning all night! It’ll catch fire!” (it always did) “Andy, there’s no such thing as monsters.”
Oh, if she could only see me now! Just for the record, she’s the only person who could call me Andy. None of the rest of you are allowed to. Got it? Got it!
What is the most expensive thing you ever bought? This Porsche!
skinny dipping? Yeah…it’s fun when you’re drunk, it’s late at night, and you’re with a bunch of girls.
Have you ever played strip poker? Yes and I always win! But then I take my clothes off anyway to make the loser feel less self-confident about his body.
What is your all-time favorite romance movie? Pretty Woman. I am the rich man and you are my prostitute.
Have you ever been on radio/TV: once. Ok. So I killed a guy and then went to where they were filming at the crime scene and I was waving in the background for attention and no one noticed me…Hahahaha! It was entertaining.
Have you ever been hit on by someone too old? This old woman sort of grabbed my ass at a dinner party in London. She said she liked my sword?
I wasn’t too happy.
Ever had sex on the beach? Yes, while drinking the drink! Oh! I’m so cool!
Do you sleep on your side? On my back with my arms crossed over my heart, or with a rose or lily in my hands. I like dramatic.
Have you ever been in a mosh-pit: No, actually, I’d love to go to a concert like that. People all up on you….yeah!
Have you ever fired a gun? My father taught me how to shoot when I was a kid. Pistols. Revolvers. Shotguns. You name it.
Have you ever been caught by a parent doing it? Haha funny story. Actually, my father sort of rolled his eyes and walked away and then gave me that whole ‘you’re a stud like me, Andrew’ speech. You know that speech. Yeah. That’s not abnormal.
Have you ever been caught sneaking out? I’d never been in so much trouble in my life… I seriously thought my father was going to kill me.
Worn something your mom didn’t approve of? No I was only a kid when I knew her. She didn’t like me smoking though.
Been to a nude beach? Once. In Paris…….Heh…I don’t recommend it.
Cursed in a Church? Yes…and my mother smacked me right across my lips. I never did it again.