Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 10:20:29 GMT -8
ooc: you know, maybe they did...mayybe they did use that terminol- terminolo-terminolology....terminology. ......yeah
The 'what have i done' expression once more crossed Andrew's face, and then he burst into hardly controllable laughter. What did he say...? "Tobias, I'm not sleeping with you!" He declared it rather loudly, stupidly, obnoxiously, and the women that previously gawked at Andrew now pointed and whispered about him and his company, giggling under their breaths. "And I am a gentel'man! How do you think I bed so many women? When I say things like 'there's nothing I love more than a good glass of brandy', I'm lying...There's nothing I love more than a good glass of whisky -hiccup- and hashish......except maybe women...and I've always had this secret desire to do Sienna's sister...if she had a sister I believe she would be just as sexually appealing, but not a bitch- Sausages...what?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 10:25:20 GMT -8
"I've always wanted to know this... What is the big facsination of your with Sienna? You do know that you arent ever going to get her right?" Tobias paused. "Oh wait, did you get her?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 10:25:48 GMT -8
ooc: sorry, brain lapsed. next post will be better
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 11:10:05 GMT -8
"Haven't you -seen- Sienna!?" Andrew demanded laughingly with widened eyes. "That is a woman, I must say. No offense meant towards your Anabelle, she's a fine woman too, but Sienna- well, let's just say that once she thought she was the only person home, and did not realize I was home, and she came from her bath wearing nothing.
And I haven't, of course I would never, touch a friend's wife. What sort of person would that make me? Scum if I wasn't scum already.
I like red hair, I s'pose. She's beautiful, fiery, untameable, and maybe I do partly fancy her because she's such a shrew towards me.
Ah well, it would be fantastic if she had a sister. But alas- no sister.
And no gennelmin would ever put a lady that is a friend's wife in any position that is uncompromising...uncompromgsin...uncom....not proper.
I've always wondered Tobias, perhaps 'cause I have so much free time, who was your romantic in'trist before Anabelle?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 11:17:04 GMT -8
"I dont what to know any uncompromising positons you might have put Sienna in, or any position for that matter!" Tobias burst out laughing. This was funny! HAH!. "And caught her coming out of a bath? She must have slapped you for seeing her in that way.
"Before Anabelle, there was no interest. I didnt find many women to my liking, so I did not pursue any. I think it made my father think ill of me. I think he thought, that I," he paused, beckoned Andrews ear closer," was gay. But, I'm not gay. Because if I was gay, I'd look like that guy over there with the flowers in his hair and the jacket made out of what looks like a tree. HAH!"
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 11:26:00 GMT -8
What-? Andrew tilted his head to the side in confusion, the smoke still fogging the air around him. "Tobias," he began to laugh (but not anywhere near how hard Tobias laughed). "I always thought you had tendencies toward the other way. You've made this statement....you've made that other statement about sausages...Is there something you're trying to convince yourself? Hey, I've always wanted toa sk you about this but both you and Adrien won't talk to me about it at all- is it true that you kissed Adrien? Because that story has kept me laughing for hours behind your back. Whoa- that man's coat DOES look like a tree... Especially if you squint your eyes...He sort of looks like a pine tree...Whatever, I still won't sleep with you Tobias. You're missing certain endowments that women like Sienna have... And she did slap me! How'd you know?!
So you don't want to hear about my uncompromisng positions with Sienna? (which never happened?) How about my uncompromising positions with Anabelle?
Ah, just joking, Tobias. But you surprise me. No past romances? None at all? You and I differ there greatly. I've had so many...uh...is it wrong that I can't keep track?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 11:31:53 GMT -8
"Andrew, I'm not gay." Tobias said very plainly. "But what I am, is hungry. REALLY HUNGRY!" Tobias looked around the pub wildly. "FOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED FOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, Im better now." He said, after taking some deep breaths. "And the whole me kissing Adrien thing? Nah, that was one of his dreams. I think he secretly fancies me. I think he fancies you too.
Maybe our horses too. Do we have horses? Where are we?"
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 11:39:32 GMT -8
"Not the horses!?" Andrew gasped rather loudly. He did not notice the way the meat pie making woman bashed her rolling pin against her palms, annoyed by how obnoxious they were. "Adrien slept with our horses!? I think you're right! I think he fancies us, too! Now that you mention it..." He began to ravenously pick at the meatpie, and soon all of it was gone. "I'm so...well, out of my mind right now... I think we're at the Bat's Beetle or some pub like that."
"Bard's Bottle!" a voice behind Andrew interrupted rudely. "It's the bard's bottle!"
"Sorry love," Andrew turned and took one of the women's hands (that group was leaving now). "Fancy a go?"
"ERGH!" Well, he never saw her again anyway. She did seem a bit insulted as she left.
"Shall we go to the streets? A brisk walk through lovely London?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 11:43:36 GMT -8
"I wish I had your courage and ballsiness to just go and ask women to do things to you like you do when you ask women to do things to do. I just dont have that quality. I wouldnt ever be able to walk up to Anabelle and say anything like- like- like... what do you usually say?" Tobias asked.
"London...theres no place like london... lalalalala.
I feel like singing."
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 11:50:17 GMT -8
"Well the courage comes with the balls," Andrew offered merrily as if he hadn't just said something that offended the other group of people sitting behind him. "Just go up to Anabelle tonight when she least expects it and say 'have a go' or 'i think we should do it now' or 'i don't like that dress on you, sorry love, can i take it off?'. I must admit it's more fun with strangers.
The singing!? Who's singing? Do you hear singing?"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 2, 2008 11:54:59 GMT -8
"Andrew, have I ever told you that you have a marvelous singing voice. Its like, like, nails on a chalkboard.
Wait, thats not a good metaphor. Or is it an analogy? I hate the damn english language.
È così tecnico e l'odio. Perché può non parliamo appena che vogliamo, quando vogliamo. PIZZA! Adesso, sopra gli affari a portata di mano. Penso piuttosto che l'italiano sia una lingua romantica, forse chiederò a Anabelle al letto parla italiano.
PARLO l'italiano!
Whoa, I can speak different languages when I'm sitting in a pub."
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 12:01:51 GMT -8
ooc: thats like peter griffin can play the piano only when hes smashed.
"La demander en français." Andrew laughed in reply. "I had no idea you spoke Italian. Really. Say something else. Maybe you have a hidden pubtalent! Try German!
And I like my singing, personally. It's my 'I only sing when I think no one like Tobias is eavesdropping' voice but so be it."
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Post by Tobias on Mar 2, 2008 12:07:27 GMT -8
"Ein anderer rund von Getränken Sie wench!"
"Hopefully she understood what I wanted," Tobias said, looking at the barmaid.
"Nice title of your singing voice Andrew. I think it complements you nicely."
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Andrew Baron
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Post by Andrew Baron on Mar 2, 2008 12:16:42 GMT -8
"Thank you," Andrew replied, ruffling his collar proudly. "I think so too."
The wench DID understand him. Apparantly as apart of her trade, she must know any phrase having to do with serving more ale in every language. More ale. And Andrew took out more hashish to accompany it.
"You sing like a frog or something," he downed the ale. "It's seriously like listening to a toad going under a carriage wheel."
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Post by glamorousgnome on Mar 4, 2008 15:49:53 GMT -8
ooc: what the HELL is going on here!??!?!?!
i just read that last line there seriously- this is what procrastination has done to me: "its seriously like listening to a toad going under a carriage wheel"
what? what does that even MEAN?
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Post by Tobias on Mar 4, 2008 15:59:46 GMT -8
"I do not sing like a dying toad!" Tobias said, taking offense to Andrew's statement. The effects of the drugs were wearing off on Tobias, but Andrew was just piling them up on himself. Still, Tobias' head swam with the after effects, which were all new to him (and to me because I dont know them and cant describe them for the life of me).
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Post by glamorousgnome on Mar 9, 2008 10:48:59 GMT -8
"Heres-" Andrew stumbled a little as he tried to get up from his chair. The legs slid back and slammed into a step behind him, and he began to laugh under his breath. "To the Bard's Bottle! My new favorite tavern- Weed all around!-Whoa-hey- ouch- Let go of my collar-"
"AND STAY OUT!"
The pub door slammed behind them, and Andrew looked at Tobias with an expression of utmost humiliation. He rubbed his back and winced as he shifted his arm where he had been tossed out of the place.
"On second thought, the Bard's Bottle is NOT my new favorite tavern." He chanced a small laugh, still high from the affects of what had gotten them kicked out. "Ouch..."
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 16, 2008 17:26:18 GMT -8
Tobias was thrown roughly out of the door, landing in the wet cobblestone streets that made up London.
"That hurt..." Tobias said, getting up slightly. As he got up, his eyes caught an amazing view.
"These flowers...their so...significant..." the male said, the after effects of the damn bloody stupid ass drugs.
"Want a flower Andrew?" Tobias said, picking one and sticking in his collar. He looked over, presenting a nice yellow one.
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Post by glamorousgnome on Mar 16, 2008 17:34:11 GMT -8
"Maybe" Andrew nodded his head, pulling himself to a sitting position and excepting the flower only to toss it under his boot heel. "Maybe you should have listened to your father. He might have been right..You're picking me flowers, mate-"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Mar 16, 2008 17:38:45 GMT -8
"Would you like me to punch you again and break your jaw?" Tobias said.
Yeah, that would show his masculinity. Dumb dad, thinking he was gay. Phhhyeah. No.
"So, what now?"
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