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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 24, 2006 21:15:24 GMT -8
"I don't know," replied Andrew, a sly smile skimming his features as he glanced over his shoulder at the rest of the tavern, a group of gristly, tough men and a few whores. "That'll be all, gents?"
"That'll be all, Andrew!" they replied simoultaneously, their tin mugs raised high over their heads.
"That'll be all, miss....I did not quite get your name?" Andrew took a mug of cider and felt his head begin to reel from the liquor.
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Post by sewergal89 on Nov 24, 2006 21:23:49 GMT -8
"A lady does not give a name without recieving one" she replied looking at both the men wanting to know the name of the strange men that happened to enter her tavern today
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 24, 2006 21:39:16 GMT -8
ooc: gee it sounds like its time for another song!
"Who am I?" asked Andrew seductively, standing from his seat again and taking his cider, pinky out of course, and in his strong tenor voice, he motioned for a man in the corner to pluck out the old, dusty harpsichord. Then he sort of bent over toward her, hushed, balancing his hands on his knees, and whispered in a song, "Who's- so-phisticated, mysticated, totally aristicrated- utterly fantisticated, sexually ballisticated..."
Then he slowed and pointed to Dale, who then, drunkenly raised his glass and said with a slur, "I'llllll tell you who-oo-ooo-oooooooo-"
"Who?" asked the Scotsman beside him.
Then Andrew burst on his knees, sliding down the bartable toward the barwench. And in his great voice he says..."ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRRRRRRRREWWWWWWWWWWWW!............Wait for it.... Baron!"
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Post by sewergal89 on Nov 24, 2006 21:51:21 GMT -8
ooc: I agree
"It is nice to me you Master Baron my name is Joanne Dane can't you show a little shame for actions are quite vain"
Jaonne replied in tune withhis song even though the ppiano had stopped and when she had finished she turned around and walke back to the bar for master Baron was to full of himself for her to waste her time with. She went around and waited the tables carrying a plate of glasses in one hand her other hand on her hips. she gracefully avoided drunken men who would walk clumsily to the door and would not drop a spill of liqour she had perfected the techinique after many hard nights of working here
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 24, 2006 22:05:10 GMT -8
"See what I mean!" Dale declared rather loudly, holding his mug up toward Andrew. "The boy's a fool for tryin!"
"I'm not a fool," replied Andrew, dusting himself off, his eyes still following the bodice of that lovely wench. "And I will personally prove it to you. Ill prove it to all of you! Let a true man show you how its done!"
"Let a true man show ye how its done!" mocked the Scotsman. "We'll see erbout that ye pansy!"
Andrew's lips thinned and curled upward as he turned to survey the gruff, kilted man before him. To think he had bought all of these men a drink! How ungrateful!
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Post by sewergal89 on Nov 24, 2006 22:17:56 GMT -8
ooc: Lacey: another attempt at andrew trying to get what he can not have hahahahaha
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 24, 2006 22:44:44 GMT -8
Andrew: oh come, i had the song and EVERYTHING....i SHOULD get what I can't have.
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Post by sewergal89 on Nov 24, 2006 22:45:22 GMT -8
Lacey: she had one too that made fun of you hahahaha
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 24, 2006 22:45:51 GMT -8
Andrew: suddenly im not liiking the fact that its a musical then.... Jen: lighten up!
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Post by sewergal89 on Nov 25, 2006 10:38:48 GMT -8
Lacey: such a party pooper, enjoy yourself laugh at your faults and failures and rejoice that you are a horrible person sometimes hahahahaa
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 25, 2006 16:48:46 GMT -8
Andrew: i guess youre right....welll I AM a good singer/tap dancer, aren't I?
Jen: yes.......NOT (sorry robs, just had to add the borat thing in there hahahhahhaha ok im done)
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Nov 25, 2006 19:18:54 GMT -8
ooc: heres tobias introducing song. jeeze. and its lame.
bic:
Tobias watched the tavern as Andrew introduced himself, and then was remarkabyl turned down by the barmaid, who in turn, introduced herself in song. Did he have to introduce himself in song? He couldnt sing that well, but he did his best.
"You expect me to sing and dance like you few, well then, you have something coming to you, I cannot dance or sing like a lark, oh, But thy name is Tobias, Tobias Darko."
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 25, 2006 19:20:57 GMT -8
ooc: ahhahhahahah i love it. this whole thing is crazy.
"Now do a tap dance!" whispered Andrew sarcastically, slapping him on the back affectionately.
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Nov 25, 2006 19:22:34 GMT -8
"No," Tobias said darkly, taking a sip from his glass of cider. "Dont you listen, I cant dance."
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 25, 2006 19:32:49 GMT -8
"'Lo Tobias!" waved the Scotsman.
"Everyone here is drunk, anyway. We wouldn't have noticed." Here Andrew gave a slight shrug and gazed at the maid with goggling eyes. "So, what do you think of this place, Tobias Darko? Have I chosen correctly? Is this not an adventure?"
ooc: omg, back to that adventure thing.....
"Adventure?" And a rather gruff sailor man leaned against the counter, his mug of cider spilling over onto the bartop. "If ye seek adventure, then ye'd best listen closely." He was a rather gruff old fellow, with a black strap of cloth about his right eye. He limped a bit in his right leg, sharp, tapping gimpy steps. He leaned his rather sweaty face over toward them, dirty, smelt of seawater, and he gave a rough, ragged cough, pulling at his tattered remains of striped clothes and tangled, beaded hair. And the man narrowed his eyes and leaned closer. "I've a ship in thar harbor, a great ship, and I need a crew to man me ship. Awaits ye is danger...adventure....gold...and glory. Interested?"
(ooc: it sounds like a go army commercial....... anyway. i guess im not quite taking this as seriously as this began haha)
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Nov 25, 2006 19:35:39 GMT -8
"Hello drunk man..." Tobias waved back, having to stlifle a laugh. "And yes, this is quite the adventurous place we got here Andrew." he replied.
The old gruffy sailor had a point. Danger, adventure, riches, glory.... nah. They already had that. "I think we're alright. We have enough of that in our normal lives."
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 25, 2006 19:38:50 GMT -8
"Did you say.....girls?" asked Andrew, leaning in closer and putting his hand over Tobias' mouth.
"No," replied the pirate, a confused sort of look upon his face. "I said glory."
"Which equals girls?" and Andrew's eyes lit up again.
"I serpose so," replied the pirate, scratching his head in confusion at this aristocrat's behavior.
"Sign us up in blood then!" declared Andrew, shaking the pirate's hand. "Do we have a song to distract Tobias while I sign our names? No, no? Oh, damn."
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Nov 25, 2006 19:40:53 GMT -8
"Andrew. No" Tobias said, pullin him away from the pirate. "That handshake meant nothing," he said quickly to the man as he dragged Andrew away.
"Are you daft? We cant go on a pirate adventure!"
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Post by glamorousgnome on Nov 25, 2006 21:42:13 GMT -8
ooc: is that a 'we can't go on a pirate adventure' because you dont want a pirate adventure and would prefer a different adventure or is that a tobias doesnt want a pirate adventure but you want a pirate adventure sort of thing??? cuz the adventure doesnt have to be pirates if that made sense lol "You're just a coward!" shot back Andrew, his youthful hand reaching across the table for a quill. "Come on, this will be AMAZING. You might even meet the love of your life!" "Argh...if ye like wenches..." replied the pirate, squinting his eyes and waving a hooked hand toward them. "Sign thar parchment, yer soul ter the devil o' the seas!!!! ARGH!"
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Post by lions_go_rawr on Nov 25, 2006 21:44:01 GMT -8
"I'm fine with being a coward," Tobias said to Andrew, quickly trying to shut him up and stopping him from getting to the parchment that the piratw was holding out. "Andrew, do you really like wenches? I dont think you the "wenchy type"."
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