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Andrew Baron
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percents, percents could be fun Dec 27, 2007 23:41:33 GMT -8

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Post by Andrew Baron on Dec 27, 2007 23:41:33 GMT -8

Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, You will be cursed and die a virgin! lowest number u have then more you've done! Or if your'e not a virgin you'll never get laid again.

01. Smoked
02 Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died...
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert
07. Gotten/given a hand job
08. Gotten/given a blowjob
09. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69 (ooh)

41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50

71. Been caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant wihhout paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31

I, Andrew Baron, am 31 percent virgin. Apparantly.
But in reality and not a stupid survey, we all know it's 0.

Head of the "I did Sienna on a very odd whim" club.

Bow down to me....and do some other things while you're down there....

brentjoyce Coven Leader Gone[on:Cocked and ready to GO!][of:Off causing mass destruction elsewhere] Posts: 726	percents, percents could be fun Dec 28, 2007 0:19:32 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brentjoyce on Dec 28, 2007 0:19:32 GMT -8 were the hell did you get this when did shooting a gun have to do with being a virgin or not?
	Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know. Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

glamorousgnome Coven Leader Me. [on:Ready to Cause Trouble][of:Busy Plotting...Be back later] Posts: 3,406	percents, percents could be fun Dec 28, 2007 23:27:36 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by glamorousgnome on Dec 28, 2007 23:27:36 GMT -8 myspace. where else.

brentjoyce Coven Leader Gone[on:Cocked and ready to GO!][of:Off causing mass destruction elsewhere] Posts: 726	percents, percents could be fun Dec 28, 2007 23:31:59 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brentjoyce on Dec 28, 2007 23:31:59 GMT -8 WHAT THE FUCK MYSPACE
	Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know. Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

Her Royal Highness Coven Leader Your Majesty [on:The Queen Is In][of:The Queen is Indisposed] Posts: 918	percents, percents could be fun Dec 29, 2007 13:15:20 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 29, 2007 13:15:20 GMT -8 HEEHEE i knew it
	"You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be." "Is it you I want? Or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around?" Fuck Ophelia. Hamlet is MY lover. End of story.

brentjoyce Coven Leader Gone[on:Cocked and ready to GO!][of:Off causing mass destruction elsewhere] Posts: 726	percents, percents could be fun Dec 29, 2007 13:21:39 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brentjoyce on Dec 29, 2007 13:21:39 GMT -8 i am bored do i dare try this?
	Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know. Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

brentjoyce Coven Leader Gone[on:Cocked and ready to GO!][of:Off causing mass destruction elsewhere] Posts: 726	percents, percents could be fun Aug 21, 2008 6:36:32 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brentjoyce on Aug 21, 2008 6:36:32 GMT -8 Hey i am above 50% that is good
	Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know. Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

Her Royal Highness Coven Leader Your Majesty [on:The Queen Is In][of:The Queen is Indisposed] Posts: 918	percents, percents could be fun Dec 19, 2008 22:52:30 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 19, 2008 22:52:30 GMT -8 hm. 63%
	"You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be." "Is it you I want? Or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around?" Fuck Ophelia. Hamlet is MY lover. End of story.

lions_go_rawr Coven Leader [sexy]King of the Jungle [on:Rawrrr][of:The Lion is Sleeping] Posts: 4,341	percents, percents could be fun Dec 19, 2008 23:04:53 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 19, 2008 23:04:53 GMT -8 ...23%...

kingdomkeysora Vampire Posts: 68	percents, percents could be fun Dec 20, 2008 0:10:44 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kingdomkeysora on Dec 20, 2008 0:10:44 GMT -8 51%...robby your such a slut

lions_go_rawr Coven Leader [sexy]King of the Jungle [on:Rawrrr][of:The Lion is Sleeping] Posts: 4,341	percents, percents could be fun Dec 20, 2008 0:11:45 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 20, 2008 0:11:45 GMT -8 I know, jeeze. WHAT THE HELL!? IM WORSE THAN ANDREW -lightsselfonfireandjumpsoffcliff-

kingdomkeysora Vampire Posts: 68	percents, percents could be fun Dec 20, 2008 0:12:47 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kingdomkeysora on Dec 20, 2008 0:12:47 GMT -8 hey hey hey! No jumping off me!

lions_go_rawr Coven Leader [sexy]King of the Jungle [on:Rawrrr][of:The Lion is Sleeping] Posts: 4,341	percents, percents could be fun Dec 20, 2008 0:14:27 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 20, 2008 0:14:27 GMT -8 haha, i was going to say something along the lines of "jumpsoffcliff(and i dont mean off clifford)"

Her Royal Highness
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percents, percents could be fun Dec 26, 2008 2:14:06 GMT -8

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Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 26, 2008 2:14:06 GMT -8

psh. heeheehee.

you know, the reason Robby's got such a low percentage isn't cause he's a dirty whore. it's cause he's probably done all that stuff like had a crush on someone of the same sex and been pregnant.

JK! I LOVE YOU ROBBY!!!

Last Edit: Dec 26, 2008 2:16:15 GMT -8 by Her Royal Highness

"You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be."

"Is it you I want? Or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around?"

Fuck Ophelia. Hamlet is MY lover.
End of story.

lions_go_rawr Coven Leader [sexy]King of the Jungle [on:Rawrrr][of:The Lion is Sleeping] Posts: 4,341	percents, percents could be fun Dec 26, 2008 2:33:52 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 26, 2008 2:33:52 GMT -8 im the OG Juno in the HIZZAYYY

Her Royal Highness Coven Leader Your Majesty [on:The Queen Is In][of:The Queen is Indisposed] Posts: 918	percents, percents could be fun Dec 26, 2008 2:43:35 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 26, 2008 2:43:35 GMT -8 wait you're ON RIGHT NOW??
	"You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be." "Is it you I want? Or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around?" Fuck Ophelia. Hamlet is MY lover. End of story.

Post by Andrew Baron on Dec 27, 2007 23:41:33 GMT -8

Post by brentjoyce on Dec 28, 2007 0:19:32 GMT -8

Post by glamorousgnome on Dec 28, 2007 23:27:36 GMT -8

Post by brentjoyce on Dec 28, 2007 23:31:59 GMT -8

Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 29, 2007 13:15:20 GMT -8

Post by brentjoyce on Dec 29, 2007 13:21:39 GMT -8

Post by brentjoyce on Aug 21, 2008 6:36:32 GMT -8

Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 19, 2008 22:52:30 GMT -8

Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 19, 2008 23:04:53 GMT -8

Post by kingdomkeysora on Dec 20, 2008 0:10:44 GMT -8

Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 20, 2008 0:11:45 GMT -8

Post by kingdomkeysora on Dec 20, 2008 0:12:47 GMT -8

Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 20, 2008 0:14:27 GMT -8

Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 26, 2008 2:14:06 GMT -8

Post by lions_go_rawr on Dec 26, 2008 2:33:52 GMT -8

Post by Her Royal Highness on Dec 26, 2008 2:43:35 GMT -8

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