Jacob Casted

[sindanen]

Hey Twilighters.


So for Jacob, the casting crew decided to host auditions for Native American teens. Not necessarily anyone with experience, but someone who they felt encompassed the role adequately.

We now have a name.

Drum roll please?


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It's Sharkboy, from The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, played by Taylor Lautner!!!

*crickets*





WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING??
I DON'T LIKE JACOB BUT THEY COULDN'T MANAGE TO FIND ONE GOOD PERSON WITH ACTUAL TALENT WHO WAS NATIVE AMERICAN??



this makes me want to /cut wrist for realz.


your thoughts little vamps and wolves?

[sindanen]

Oh and to rub it in, I AGAIN have to mention that we have a black vampire.




BLACK PEOPLE DON'T SPARKLE!

[theliontamer♥]

owhuiDILAHFNC.

silly jacob.

they just made him all the worse :/
-feels very mildly sorry for jacob-

hmph. stupid wolf.


and at least he's funny....even if he's not the right....erm...color.
he's pretty awesome funny.

[Her Royal Highness]

what's this about a black vampire???